September 2012
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me: shout out to my parents for combining their genes to create the most unattractive, weird, annoying and awkward person ever
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I probably have more otps than I have friends
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August 2012
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Interviewer: Do you think that rock music could push people to take drugs?
David Bowie: I'll go the other way on that. If I had a fan of mine who got through university and became a doctor, would I also get the credit for that please?
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ithoughtitwaseasy:
when you’re so obsessed with a celebrity for so long you forget they’re not actually your friend
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So I got this pamphlet about the Avengers the...
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and it had these characterizations of the heroes on it, with like their origins and weaknesses. Guess what it said about Tony:
“Greatest weakness: long-legged blondes”
long-legged blondes
LONG-LEGGED BLONDES
YOU GUYS
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Made my day.
Thanks to my friend easterpanda for pointing that out! :D
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My dad has nicknames for all of The Avengers...
The L’Oreal brothers
Male Katniss
The green special snowflake who’s always pissed off
Captain ”my skintight suit will make you feel uncomfortable”
Billionaire Playboy Philanthropist
The chick who got added in to make everything look less gay
Robin Scherbatsky
HE SHOULDN’T HAVE DIED
The Angry Pirate
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myheartwasmadeforyou:
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I just attended the best passion of the Christ play. As they were “nailing” Jesus to the cross the entire thing broke. No one knew what to do and it got quiet. Finally one of the guards on stage said “You get out of it this time Jesus”
omfg
Lmfaoo. Omg I can’tt
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